R.I.P Robin Williams, the world lost a ray of light today
If I tell you “I love you more than college football on Saturday,” then you know its true.
I wish I had a man to cook dinner for, talk about my day with, and sexually take my frustrations out on.
Mandy Hale (via observando)
Sometimes i like to act like I’m cute. #bighair #thebiggerthehairtheclosertogod
just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW